WELCOME, ARDENT ADVENTURER. 1) ROLL YOUR MOUSE OVER THE POLAROID TO FIND THE SPACE/TIME/LOCATION/ OF THE PHOTOS 2) BANTER IN ALL ITS FORMS MAY BE FOUND AT BLOG.HOBOGESTAPO.COM   3) SIGN UP TO THE NEWSLETTER SO WE CAN SELL YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO STRANGE PEOPLE   We've been trying to redesign our website for 3-4 months now and have scrapped about 30 designs. After looking at beautiful magazine design I'm over websites. If you know how to design a website that isn't a website that isn't flash (fuck flash) then we'd love you to impart your infinite design wisdom to us at fanmail -AT- hobogestapo -DOT- com.        FROM THE ANGRY LETTER DEPT: This is enchanting and related to this blog post Well to me it looks like Mr Brummer got the better of the "Chivalrous fellow who stepped in to lend a hand to Mr Mustafa, "the loser, who has no talent, so has to resort to taking photos of people in vunerable moments for his crap website". Shame the good fellow couldn't fight to save his own skin as I watched all unfold before me as I stood in line to get in to the night club in question. Seemed to me that Mr Brummer had to be pulled off the good gentleman who threw the first punch before he ended up in hospital which is precisely where Mr Mustafa will end up if he is not careful.... Pull your fucken head in you fucken foreigner. Become an Australian & get a real job & work for a living!!! Working a real job instead of putting your time into this bullshit will do you a lot of good. You are the anal echelon of today's society. Disgruntled Observer. Bravo. NOW HIRING! : We're looking for a jaded young journalism student/recent graduate/50 year old industry veteran to join us part time for our Premier Content Producer role. The succesful applicant will get paid to: Interview local & international artists Go to music festivals with us Content concept creation & production Drink lots Have fun Get to put "Hobo Gestapo" on their resume, thus never being hired for another job position, ever. Please send a CV & sample of your work to fanmail AT hobogestapo DOT COM.     [Stabbing photos removed as they are now evidence in an ongoing police investigation] To help the police call: 1800 333 000 - CRIME STOPPERS That number again: 1800 333 000 - CRIME STOPPERS           Good Vibes artist meet & greet below. Lazarus' night / Carlito's night.   Carlito is back, his Melbourne photos are the four galleries below:   *CONVENIENCE ALERT* All our Daft Punk galleries to date can be found by clicking below. *CONVENIENCE ALERT*     Melbourne photos below. Good times, good weather. Alex come up to Sydney lets keep drinking.   Barnaby and I are down in Melbourne from today (Thursday) to Monday for Daft Punk and drinking and Daft Punk and dancing.           Movember Hovember: The Motion   Thursday night trilogy. Click to see scenesters, strippers and the teet ball trophy.       Klaxton Groupie: The Motion From the Klax(t)ons gig at Art Factory Stacey is putting on this fundraiser for Wayside Chapel. We're all about charity so we agreed to be their official photographers. However we didn't actually send them our logo so its not on the flyer. Whoops. Don't be a jerk, buy a ticket here and help other hobo's and homeless people.     ARGYLE POLICE STATE: THE MOTION       My Digitalism photos got corrupted and I had to extract them from Hades so what you see is what was left. Blame Zeus. Zeus and Transcend (TM) brand memory cards. ED BANGER ON THE SEINE: THE MOTION Andy gave us his assurances that his new club is based on sound economic principles of fun and merriment. He also assured us of lots of alcohol. LOTS.       SLUDGE PANTHER: THE MOTION We were bored and it was raining and the Hey Now guys said they had baked brownies so we invited them around for a photoshoot. Click on the banner to see a bear, a man giving birth and a milk crate. If you're in Azerbaijan you should fly over for this. It'll be filled with cow tipping and cock fights and turnip throwing competitions. NOT TO BE MISSED.   Come to this party1111 we'll be there handing out maces and suits of armour     Monster Flash: The Motion      ITS MULTIPLYING1!!! If you're in New York come to this party because Jared and Tracy and Peg Leg are hosting and that's like awesome * awesome * awesome which = like 18 awesomes. I failed calculus.      Dr Zeus Mobile Laxative [NY v LA] Horrible production values are once again the hallmark of our latest HoboMotion clip. The quality just sucks..Kinda of like our photos..and I'm not a video guy so I have no idea how to stop it being an insult to your eyes and a waste of your time. Enjoy! This was shot half in New York and half in L.A.  CARLITO.          DEATH RAY SPECTRUM: SEIZURE 9000 A compilation remix sensation of our last weekend out in London. Modular Weekly + Wireless Festival + Modular after party at canvas. Disclaimer: Don't watch it if you're prone to epileptic fits, eat horses or ride dirt bikes. These arctic explorers ((DESSERT STORM YETI AMBUSH)) were running around going crazy at Wireless Festival - talking about having to get to the summit and needing to establish camp before nightfall. I don't know if they actually managed to establish camp or what. I'm guessing they died from oxygen deprivation before the Daft Punk set. Daft Punk were awesome.   BERRY MEHDICAL: The Motion        TOBORIOUS REX DEMON HEX: The Motion  POP SODA PANDAEMONIUM: The Motion Have you ever been shat on? ..It's a really full-on experience.. Just an update, one of our hard disk things crashed with some photos so we haven't put much new stuff up. KRISTY - Hey we'll get that night at the Rabbit up for you, sorry its taking so long etc. THE DAMNED WHO VISIT HERE - Your various criticisms and hate mail have been answered. If you place your mouse cursor over the polaroids it'll tell you the date and locations we were at. Now you can have some comprehension of where your photos may or may not be! Also we're now able to put videos up on the main page so we'll be adding our HOBOMOTION movies. We've got one from Sounds on Sunday that Carlito is working on and one from the DJ Mehdi gig at ARQ that Lazarus probably won't ever finish. Also - CARLITO AND TECHNICA ARE OVERSEAS - They're in Japan right now then Europe (Amsterdam / Croatia / Greek Islands) then Carlito is going to New York and L.A. If you want to party wth them or abduct them or something email bindleclub@hobogestapo.com Now I present to you Carlito's Master Work -- "BOO HOO BABY"   CLICK HERE TO WALK INTO THE ARCHIVES & TEA ROOM. A MAGICAL REALM AWAITS YOU!!!